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How to lose an Election in 10 days

200, 000 Germans cant be wrong! Right? Total Enlightment in 24 hours, Remember when it was difficult to get the Rock and Roll Vote?...Throw America under the Bus, "You fool! We're shooting for him to be king of the world!" Global Leadership supported by The New Failures of Socialism...Good Luck Everyone!

Fletcher's door was unlocked so I walked right in only to find him cutting into his mattress with a giant survival commando knife. My first judgement was that he had finally snapped; He was destroying things around the house instead of taking his frustration on out good humans. But I was wrong.

"Get away from that mattress. Whats wrong with you?"

"I have gold Swiss Francs in there...Did you hear about the bailout? Our dollar will fall below the peso by the close of business today! I'm going back to the barter system and keeping the gold easily accessible, just in case."

Who could argue with him?

Barry took off to Show the Middle East and Europe just how Messiahs get down. In tow he brought every major news anchor besides Dan Rather. Basically because Rather cant be trusted and he might ask a legitimate question that was not "scripted" by the Obama Camp for Barry to answer. Thats a smart move that the American people will never catch on to. Roll with the Friendlies, stick to the script.

Interestingly enough a few things of significance have happened over the past week that you would probably miss if youre caught up in the razzle dazzle of the campaign of change.

This Trip/Tour is the brain child of Barry's Top Advisers. As you know, if it wouldnt yield a serious jump in the polls they would never even bother. So now, after giving a speech for 200,000 Good Germans, Barry is left with no point gains in the polls. How did this happen?

1) Bad Karma-Dont lie! Obama was asked by an Israeli reporter on his commitment to protect the Jewish State. In his response he claimed to be a member of The Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs which tightens sanctions and authorizes divestment from Iran. His response: "Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee - which is my committee - a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon," He's not on that committee--Back to saying anything to get elected

2)Try not to insult an entire culture- Obama visited the Western Wall in Jerusalem. In the background there was Obama banners printed in Hebrew. It looked like the people were eagerly awaiting the Messiahs arrival. Guess again--The Obama campaign had the banners and signs Pre-Printed and brought over there and hung everywhere. Local Police were confused because it was seen as Unorthodox and Bad Taste to bring your own political campaign signs to this event. Police stated that NO political leader has had the audacity to do that in history. This is why the crowd was heckling him. "Obama, Jerusalem is not for sale!"



3)Try Not to insult your troops when your overseas-Obama was scheduled to visit with Troops in Germany. he was told that he could visit but he could not use the visit as a "Paid Campaign Event" (after all, thats what this whole trip is). The Pentagon said you can come, but you can't bring the media circus and you can't bring the cameras.  When the Pentagon said you can't bring the cameras, that's when the Obama people said they're not going.Why bother if its not going to be worth points in the polls right? Scumbag-He cancelled the trip and went to go workout instead. Pentagon rules say that the troops can be visited with himself and up to 3 aides. He couldve went as a proud citizen, and that wouldve been the only motivation, so he didnt go.

4) Try to get your facts straight-he insulted the Air Force by saying that the weather was so bad during the Berlin Airlift that a bunch of planes turned back. Well, not many planes turned back--and the weather was bad. The pint of an air lift is to  lift people off the ground. The weather had gotten too bad and planes were unable to land--You dont launch a strategic air lift when you cant land. Also said that the walls were torn down in Belfast. No their not, they are still there!

5)Chill  the heck out -Do you know that Obama has already created a "Transition Team" to help him with his move into the White House? This shouldnt be a surprise--After all, he is touring the world and addressing the worlds problems already as the President

6) Try not to Trash your country-Obama called Americans terrorizers and torturers. Thanks Barry. Im I the only one who thought his speech was a gross outrage and the ultimate insult to the Americans being force fed the Winds of Change again?

Well, there you have it. Our leader-The Messiah. Cant get his facts straight and still cant stop lying. The ironic part is that this whole trip didnt earn him one point in the polls. Do you kow why? Because Americans are starting to care about their own situations again. We need affordable energy, We need to know why unscrupulous lenders are always bailed out for their shady lending tactics while we pay for it. America wants to be back on track. The simple notion of change isnt making followers faint anymore. There is no blessing amongst us until our wallets fatten up.

The smart money says that Republican 51/49 is the safest lay on any bet with a solid bookie, and it will stay that way through August. The numbers that come from professional handicappers are much more accurate than the medias biased guessing coupled with their elitist agenda. Handicappers make the numbers according to how people bet, not their emotions or opinions. Strangely enough, the real wizards and strategists are saying that this is the year that everyone will leave Washington and return to the their law practices, getting equipped for the big game in 4 years. Democrats have controlled Congress and theyve lied and botched everything so bad that they now have the lowest approval rating in history (7%). The theory is to let them have the Democratic President along with the Democratic congress--Gas prices will be $11.00 a gallon by the time the 4 years is up, no new energy technology will exist, and our deficit will grow while inflation takes another 2-3% off the buying power of the dollar. This is when the Republicans will be begged to come back to help balance out the audacity of governement. It makes sense, I mean youre telling me that Mccain was the best choice out of the entire Rep. Party? No way...Shoot, Im convinced that they are trying to lose. Victory is who's left standing in the long run. The come-and-go Monday morning quarterbacks dont even make collectable rookie cards, and no one ever even remembers their name.

My real fear is that the Rock and Roll/Hipster Vote was won on Super Tuesday and I believe that will put up a strong fight with the rest of the voting blocks in America. As a nation, we will purchase anything that is marketed cleverly. And Marxism is not out of the reach. Especially not when the New Dumb identify it as the next trend. Remember, we are the same country that purchased the Pet Rock, and continue to buy bottled water.

I needed to clear my head from Politics. Recently it has become a dependency that makes me physically ill if I dont get my fix. On the way out of Fletcher's house I took the keys to his motorcycle and went for a cruise on the back roads in Fairfield County. With the air in my face rolling along next to a reservoir I thought about the true horror that could befall this great nation if the most honorable Obama is placed upon the great throne. I thought on my freedoms and my rights; I have the right to succeed as well as the right to fail. I have the right to work or not to work. I have the right to do whatever I like with my income and not be forced to give up more because Wall Street and Congress made bad decisions. I have the right to wreck this bike right into the guard rail just like I have the right to keep cruising responsibly. I enjoy my rights and my income (Which has averaged around $8 per week this year)



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