Posted by
DMS on Thursday, July 31, 2008 9:54:37 AM
Report released earlier today from Johns Hopkins University proved today beyond a shadow of a doubt that Michael Moore, is in fact, FAT.
Experts predict that within the next 5 years Michael Moore will be confined to a scooter.
In response to the press release Michael Moore stated that he would "be getting a scond, and if needed, third opinion" to confirm if he is in fact FAT. Following later in the discussion Moore expressed the concern for his safety. "If I stay this plump, Im afraid the American people will eventually decide to eat me."
Yes, We will Michael. I'm sharpening my teeth with a Dremel right now waiting on standby for that glorious day; And I will gnaw on your skull
DMS