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Obama's Boot Camp for Radicals

I have been telling you since last year that the Night of the Marxist is upon us. Ive told you that the Obama Doctrine was a path to Socialism and if you wouldve listened to their speeches you would see the clues. For Christ's sake Michelle is giving speeches quoting Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals" (a book he dedicated to Satan: The first Radical) Everyone laughed at me. Well, Investors Business Daily has an interesting story today and its something that you wont find anywhere on CNN or your Local Newspaper, or Time Magazine.

The first link is the link to the story, the second is an audio podcast in case you dont feel like reading. With enough time, and enough help, I will save the world.

http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.aspx?id=305420655186700

http://podcast.outloudopinion.com/ibd/305420655186700.mp3
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Palin drives the Nail In

Palin puts the last nail in the coffin...Bury the corpse, rejoice in the birth of a New America...The Left scrambles to minimize the impact of the speech to no avail...Now is the time to get serious in The Business.

Like a good number of Americans I tuned in to Sarah Palin's acceptance speech at the RNC last night. For the first time in many years I felt that not only had the Republican Party made a great decision, but I also felt energized, relieved, and proud to by involved in the election process. Its been a long time...

Palin is clearly showing The People that she is the true embodiment of everything that is right and true in the American Character. Her presence reinstills the core beliefs that we too can be anything we want to be while having faith and trusting in the ability of the leaders, who are in fact, just like us. In a nutshell...She nailed it. A Grand slam.

The attacks against her opponents were within the boundaries of everything the people expect from their leaders. She didnt need to mention Unrepentant terrorist friends, Anti-American Preachers, the near 100 Flip-Flops on Policies, or the countless times he lied to the American People since the start of the campaign. And she still buried them, efficiently.

At the close of her speech Keith Oberlman, and Andrea Mitchell were called in to discount the impact of this great speech. And it was great to see their bias exposed, and openly trampled. The look on Andrea Mitchells after interviewing Rudy Guiliani was priceless. She was almost crawling out of her skin as the defeat of the left was transpiring into reality.

Even this morning, the entire country has had politicians and commentators touching on the Palin speech. Ironically enough, all were Democrats and they pursued the stance that the speech wasnt all that great. But none of them could give you a solid reason.

The fact of the matter is the Left is now fully aware of the threat that the Republican Party poses against them now. Their Base is recharged, and Undecideds and Independents were moved (probably for the first time in their lives). Let the games begin.

DMS



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Madonna vs. McCain and why Politics is never taken seriously by The People

(Please note This Blog entry was originally posted on myspace 8/25. I am just now updating Townhall Blog)

Ive always considered Madonna to be a great role model for young girls in America. As the media sets an impossible standard for what they believe emulates beauty, and an absurd medium for body image that instantly creates insecurity in the minds and hearts of our wonderfully beautiful American girl populous, Madonna helps the gods of the Dark Media perpetuate these atrocities.

However, the one thing that Americans can trust and believe in is Madonnas political views. We all know that when Madonna opens her mouth its not always to get something inserted but rather to offer up the type of rhetoric that has molded the minds of great world leaders. (this may be sarcasm, tread lightly). Madonna set off her Sticky and Sweet tour in Wales with not only the type of family friendly entertainment that we all have come to love over the years, but also with a political message.

The video screen at the concert had shown intervals of mass destruction, global warming,
Robert Mugabe, and Adolf Hitler, then John McCain

So lets take a look at how dumb Madonna and her staff are:

*John McCain supports the efforts FOR global warming and supports cap and trade.

*McCain has never embraced the ideals of a socialist society requiring bigger government, higher taxes, and redistribution of wealth like Obama

*McCain has never used his power for "ethnic cleansing" executing plans for genocide on people based on their creed or religion.

*McCain has no interest in staging Military Coups

I can keep going with this but we are going to move on...

The next set of pictures showed John Lennon, Al Gore, Mahatma Ghandi, and then finally Barack Obama

*Barack Obama is not the lead singer of a Rock and Roll band (despite what the media has told you)

*Barack Obama may be on Al Gores side with man-made Globalwarming but Obama does not own every company that deals in the carbon neutral incentives that make Al Gore millions of dollars every day.

*Barack Obama couldnt be Ghandi's personal assistant. What an insult to the legacy of one of our worlds greatest heroes! I bet Ghandi is rolling in his grave from this comparison. Ghandi did not support the verbal trashing of his people, the greed of controlling wealth to secure his and his friends jobs in the interest of attaining supreme power. And most of all, Ghandi would have NEVER hired his friends as consultants to start up propaganda to keep the  needy AWAY from their  hospitals in which their wives worked at to keep the budget down so they could advance their salaries.

Can we be honest here? We all know why celebrities endorse the Democratic Party. Its because they, with the help of Bill Clinton, pay less in taxes than you and me. Bill Clinton made a serious power move by helping those "needy" celebrities by making them almost nearly tax exempt. Since then the good people of our great country have been heavily influenced by celebrity endorsement. Let me keep it real basic for you...The majority of Celebrities have no idea on any given politicians platform. They repeat the bumper sticker slogans to sell you the product.

So lets consider something here: Madonna and her staff are either totally ignorant when it comes to judgment of character and the political platforms OR they know this and are deciding to mislead you. Either way, isn't that totally absurd? Don't you feel insulted? Not only do you have to buy Madonna's CD's and pay for the concert tickets, but you also have to sit through a political message that is cleverly disguised to undermine your intelligence from a person who makes hundreds of millions of dollars while you go to work everyday just so you can pay the bills and use your disposable income to support their careers. That's the equivalent as you hiring me to NOT punch you in the face, and then right after you pay me, I punch you in the nuts.

One of my mentors, John Cevero, told me a story about Mother Theresa; She (Mother Theresa) was sitting on the ground in a village washing the feet of a leper. A visiting politician passing by said to her "I wouldnt do that for a million dollars." to which she replied "Neither would I."

Forget Madonna, I had no idea she was absurdly dumb. But oh well, now WE know! And thank god for that.

Power to the people
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Once again I have predicted the Future!

Does anyone remember my blog on July 8 of this year? Below is a link to todays headlines.
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N03402134.htm

Then below that is my link from my July 8th blog

Am I psychic?


And heres my blog from July 8th of this year

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&FriendID=179972929&blogMonth=7&blogDay=8&blogYear=2008

Look at my predicted quotes from the Obama Camp, and the actual quotes from today. Uncanny!! Do you know how many Obama supporters told me that I was insane for predicting that? The Progressive Voter Network's entire staff used me as the butt of the jokes for the past month--Who's laughing now?

The worst part of all of this is that I backed out of huge bet with great odds (6-5 to 1) Originally I wanted to lay a grand down which wouldve paid off 5 grand in brand new wet hundreds.

Anyways, this is just another CORRECT prediction, from me, "The Seer of hired b*llshit" Since Super Tuesday Ive lost track of all the stuff that Ive been right about.

And once again---Youre Welcome

DMS

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Silly Obama, Fraud is Illegal!

My friends have been pleading with me and saying "Doug, please stop with the Obama smears"

I will not. They are not smears if they are true. I don't like the alternative either (McCain) but I'm sure as hell not too comfortable with the pseudo-rock star senator who has spent most of his political career running for president.

Now that the Rock and Roll vote is secure I'm growing increasingly concerned; A large voter block is going to vote for someone based on style rather than substance. Most of his followers have no idea that he's pushing a Marxist agenda, and for those that are aware, well...they have tried to justify and mainstream his radicalism so that its acceptable to the public

Onto the Fraud quote:

Obama wants $10 Billion to create the "Foreclosure Prevention Fund". This will allow banks like Indymac, Freddie Mac, and Fannie Mae to keep giving $2 Million mortgages to fast food workers with no income verification. According to Obama we need to help these lenders who, he said "acted irresponsibly and committed fraud" (thats right from his website)

Wait---"Fraud"?, that's illegal isn't it? Why aren't these lenders in prison? Why are they being earmarked for a cool $10 Billion that we don't have nor can we even begin to afford? I cant commit fraud and have the government give me $10 Billion in funding. I'll get ten years: "Have fun at  in prison Doug, by the way that guy you ripped off in 2000 is back in too, lucky you--you're cell mates with him!"

The banks that wrote those mortgages deserve to collapse. Heres the solution: Let the bank(s) writing the bogus mortgages collapse, they will salvage capital when they are forced to sell themselves to another bank at a great loss. Those bank owned properties and mortgages will sell for pennies on the dollar---then...(watch how simple this is) they (the properties) will be sold at a greatly reduced price to people who can actually afford it. People will be able to purchase property that would be worth triple thatn they could ever dream of affording. They can hold it until the market stabilizes and sell it for a generous profit. (This is called capitalism and believe it or not, it works. We've been doing it for a few hundred years) Then, if those people decide to sell the property off they have now been put into a higher income bracket through a wise investment...this is how every entrepenneur you've ever heard about made their first million. You put the decision of "sound investments" back into the hands of the people, not into the Democratic Congress. These banks operate recklessly because they know they will be bailed out by the government. I believe, that if Congress is going to guarantee them from failure then the employees should all be paid like government employees

Democrats tell us "but they are too big to fail"

Too big to fail? Haven't they ever heard of Rome?
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My letter to Barack Obama

This letter was faxed last month directly to Obama's Headquarters. Remember, Im almost a full fledged conservative and this letter is extremely sarcastic. Please keep that in mind when youre reading it. Also this has been edited for language to be able to appear on this great site--Thanks

Douglas Matthew Stewart
National Affairs Desk
Democratic Preservation Society

To: B. Obama
Re: Moving Forward/Gaining Points Urgent
Cc: G. McGovern, H. Reed, N. Pelosi, R. Limbaugh


Dear Senator,

Allow me to congratulate you in advance on your landslide victory making 2008 the year that all of America was awaken by a true agent of change. This election is yours Mr. President, If I may be so bold. However, there are a few key points that need to be addressed in order to ensure this victory. I've taken the liberty to outline them below for immediate review. For better or for worse, we are in The Business.

Your opposition, mainly bible thumping conservatives, are on their last leg fighting viciously to the death like an injured badger cornered by hunting dogs. They are down to the last of their ammunition, which happens to be, running you through the mud by questioning your personal relationships with a handful of semi-politically active acquaintances. Their efforts in turn are painfully obvious to the American People that they have no where else to turn and they can clearly see the practice of maintaining division through the tired tactics of David Duke style propaganda. But so what? They forget that you are from Chicago and to make it out of Chicago politics (or in) without having to deal with the swine is impossible. Im in Chicago often and when I come home I come back so crooked that I need to be screwed down to an ECT table at Whiting Forensic for a few days, just to straighten myself back out.

They (Conservatives) claim to be the stepping stones of Democracy. Well...If thats true then you must use them accordingly..Step on them and stand tall! By the end of this year we, together, will right all the wrongs and we will run Joe Lieberman out of DC. Next year he will be working as an Asst. Manager at Circuit City and he will live out his years with contempt and disdain towards politics always reminded of exactly how he missed out when The Fun started.

I fully support your policies that will allow wealth to eventually reach the poor giving them the great chance to finally experience The American Dream. For too long we have sat idle allowing the well-to-do's to drift along comfortably while struggling young families are forced to wait two, three or even four years to obtain an LCD or Plasma High Def TV. Do you know that some Americans dont even have internet access? Its true...I am one of them. But I rest easy knowing this will all soon change. Remember that crazy Rusky named Lenin? Well, he had the same idea as you and the people built statues of him. Its never too soon to secure your Legacy. I suggest we start building Obama statues immediately. We'll start in CT. (How about one on Liebermans front lawn!! Scratch that) Approve funding immediately. I will create the organization and line up the contractors. Do it Now. This is the most important aspect of your campaign over the next 150 or so days. You're Welcome.

Dont play the age card on McCain-Not even as a passing joke. No-We, The American People, all have one thing in common; When we see good 'ol uncle John we think "My God, He's going to croak any minute!" You just need to remind the American People of what life likes like on Big John's street: There are no kids hula-hooping or riding bikes, uprooted trees lay strewn across the roads making them impassable, families rarely step out of their dilapidated houses and their septic tanks explode flooding the backyards with excrement at noon on the 10th of every month like clockwork. Boom! A sh*t storm, literally. No wants to live in that neighborhood.

Side note: remember LBJ ("Lets make the b*stard deny it")?? Well, if things get tough in the fast lane you could always accuse McCain of selling fat chinese boys out of the back of 18-Wheelers behind a Wal-Mart in Little Rock. Everyone knows its not true but it would make him sweat, and then he would have to deny it. The media would waste weeks on it trying to obtain proof.

Keep Al Gore away from the White House- Please. 163% of Americans believe that he is a human hybrid with the DNA of a Downs Syndrome hyena. If you see him coming turn out the lights and lock the door. Remember Halloween? No one would ever approach the house with the lights out. No lights meant no Goodies. Al Gore will eventually get the picture. Plus most of America is starting to catch on to the business side of Global Warming. A lot of us are starting to follow the money and it doesnt look good. Remember, this is the same guy in 1996 said that we shouldnt sign the Global Warming treaty. People know this now. Plus a lot of us are starting to question why the Livestock industry hasnt been labeled a threat. 18% of all greenhouse gasses (in Co2 equivalent) is created by them [livestock industry], which happens to be larger than the worldwide transportation sector. So we are going to have to outlaw the sale of beef in order to start making positive steps towards improving our great planets health. Eventually the bovine population will wither putting them on the endangered species list. Wait, wouldnt environmentalists take action to restore their numbers putting us right back to where we started? What a paradox! Disregard that for now. I will have to think about it and develop a thorough proposal. When finished we will discuss it over a round of golf. I own plaid pants and promised myself that I would never wear them unless I was playing golf or saving the world. This way I could kill two birds with one stone. God Bless America.

Zero Tolerance to Dictators/Lasers- We are moving towards high impact military lasers Miltary Laser that can melt a tank from 100 miles away at an altitude that is literally outerspace. Immediate development is needed on this technology. Once complete we can tell any dictator to cease any action by saying "Sir, your country needs to stop (insert problem here) Because I have little Sammy Hill, last years Halo3 Champion up there (point up), I dont know exactly where because his location is classified, but if you dont stop (insert problem here) immediately...Well, I'll have him melt your head." (wait for applause). Believe me, no one, no matter how evil they are wants their head melted from a laser fired by a ten year old boy in space. Todays children are Playstation Professionals and we need to invest in them as valuable military assets.

You will find that I am in fact a member of the Republican Presidential Task Force. But never mind that, Ive been on your side from the beginning and I am available for immediate hire.

Well, thats all for now. Please send money immediately as I am finding it near impossible to get by.

Yours in victory,
Douglas M Stewart
203 745 **** (mobile)
702 237 **** (office)

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Obama cant close a Door

Well this is it folks; These next few weeks are supposed to be the time that the Messiah should be blowing McCain away in the polls. Looks like the Hilary Experience revisited. "Why cant he seem to close the deal?" is what we are all asking ourselves.

Fortunately, the Marxist Agenda, is just like any other fad or trend we've encountered in America is short-lived due to its lack of luster and substance. Where have all the fainting spectators gone? They are at the gas station right now worried about their small businesses, who they are going to need to lay off when the largest tax hike in history becomes a reality-The fat is in the fire.

Come November the Democratic party will no longer exist. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi will flee to the hills chased by blood thirsty coyotes. With any luck the coyotes will eat their limbs first and drag their living torsos back to the den for the cubs to feast on. No one in the free world will ever see them again. It would be a small step towards the preservation of everything that is right in true in the American character. At that point we could start to get back on track, and we deserve it.

Reputable bookies in Nevada still wont take anything but even money for any bet on the candidates and I believe it will stay that way until the end of August. (Caution: Prediction ahead) That is when the Obama Camp will be "enlightened" once again and change their stance on Energy Policy. Heres how it will be "revealed" by Lord Obama:

"We've come to realize that America needs answers now, (wait for applause), Our continued growth and stability as a nation will rely chiefly on readily available suppliers of crude oil, hydro-electric, and nuclear. However, we need to ensure that these enterprises adhere to strict government policy that will allow them to operate in the cleanest way. We will put together sub-committees to oversee that this happens and we will fine any company not operating within these guidlines" (wait for applause and people to faint)

Blah, Blah--Either way there it is for you, a solid prediction on whats to come--You're Welcome

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How to lose an Election in 10 days

200, 000 Germans cant be wrong! Right? Total Enlightment in 24 hours, Remember when it was difficult to get the Rock and Roll Vote?...Throw America under the Bus, "You fool! We're shooting for him to be king of the world!" Global Leadership supported by The New Failures of Socialism...Good Luck Everyone!

Fletcher's door was unlocked so I walked right in only to find him cutting into his mattress with a giant survival commando knife. My first judgement was that he had finally snapped; He was destroying things around the house instead of taking his frustration on out good humans. But I was wrong.

"Get away from that mattress. Whats wrong with you?"

"I have gold Swiss Francs in there...Did you hear about the bailout? Our dollar will fall below the peso by the close of business today! I'm going back to the barter system and keeping the gold easily accessible, just in case."

Who could argue with him?

Barry took off to Show the Middle East and Europe just how Messiahs get down. In tow he brought every major news anchor besides Dan Rather. Basically because Rather cant be trusted and he might ask a legitimate question that was not "scripted" by the Obama Camp for Barry to answer. Thats a smart move that the American people will never catch on to. Roll with the Friendlies, stick to the script.

Interestingly enough a few things of significance have happened over the past week that you would probably miss if youre caught up in the razzle dazzle of the campaign of change.

This Trip/Tour is the brain child of Barry's Top Advisers. As you know, if it wouldnt yield a serious jump in the polls they would never even bother. So now, after giving a speech for 200,000 Good Germans, Barry is left with no point gains in the polls. How did this happen?

1) Bad Karma-Dont lie! Obama was asked by an Israeli reporter on his commitment to protect the Jewish State. In his response he claimed to be a member of The Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs which tightens sanctions and authorizes divestment from Iran. His response: "Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee - which is my committee - a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon," He's not on that committee--Back to saying anything to get elected

2)Try not to insult an entire culture- Obama visited the Western Wall in Jerusalem. In the background there was Obama banners printed in Hebrew. It looked like the people were eagerly awaiting the Messiahs arrival. Guess again--The Obama campaign had the banners and signs Pre-Printed and brought over there and hung everywhere. Local Police were confused because it was seen as Unorthodox and Bad Taste to bring your own political campaign signs to this event. Police stated that NO political leader has had the audacity to do that in history. This is why the crowd was heckling him. "Obama, Jerusalem is not for sale!"



3)Try Not to insult your troops when your overseas-Obama was scheduled to visit with Troops in Germany. he was told that he could visit but he could not use the visit as a "Paid Campaign Event" (after all, thats what this whole trip is). The Pentagon said you can come, but you can't bring the media circus and you can't bring the cameras.  When the Pentagon said you can't bring the cameras, that's when the Obama people said they're not going.Why bother if its not going to be worth points in the polls right? Scumbag-He cancelled the trip and went to go workout instead. Pentagon rules say that the troops can be visited with himself and up to 3 aides. He couldve went as a proud citizen, and that wouldve been the only motivation, so he didnt go.

4) Try to get your facts straight-he insulted the Air Force by saying that the weather was so bad during the Berlin Airlift that a bunch of planes turned back. Well, not many planes turned back--and the weather was bad. The pint of an air lift is to  lift people off the ground. The weather had gotten too bad and planes were unable to land--You dont launch a strategic air lift when you cant land. Also said that the walls were torn down in Belfast. No their not, they are still there!

5)Chill  the heck out -Do you know that Obama has already created a "Transition Team" to help him with his move into the White House? This shouldnt be a surprise--After all, he is touring the world and addressing the worlds problems already as the President

6) Try not to Trash your country-Obama called Americans terrorizers and torturers. Thanks Barry. Im I the only one who thought his speech was a gross outrage and the ultimate insult to the Americans being force fed the Winds of Change again?

Well, there you have it. Our leader-The Messiah. Cant get his facts straight and still cant stop lying. The ironic part is that this whole trip didnt earn him one point in the polls. Do you kow why? Because Americans are starting to care about their own situations again. We need affordable energy, We need to know why unscrupulous lenders are always bailed out for their shady lending tactics while we pay for it. America wants to be back on track. The simple notion of change isnt making followers faint anymore. There is no blessing amongst us until our wallets fatten up.

The smart money says that Republican 51/49 is the safest lay on any bet with a solid bookie, and it will stay that way through August. The numbers that come from professional handicappers are much more accurate than the medias biased guessing coupled with their elitist agenda. Handicappers make the numbers according to how people bet, not their emotions or opinions. Strangely enough, the real wizards and strategists are saying that this is the year that everyone will leave Washington and return to the their law practices, getting equipped for the big game in 4 years. Democrats have controlled Congress and theyve lied and botched everything so bad that they now have the lowest approval rating in history (7%). The theory is to let them have the Democratic President along with the Democratic congress--Gas prices will be $11.00 a gallon by the time the 4 years is up, no new energy technology will exist, and our deficit will grow while inflation takes another 2-3% off the buying power of the dollar. This is when the Republicans will be begged to come back to help balance out the audacity of governement. It makes sense, I mean youre telling me that Mccain was the best choice out of the entire Rep. Party? No way...Shoot, Im convinced that they are trying to lose. Victory is who's left standing in the long run. The come-and-go Monday morning quarterbacks dont even make collectable rookie cards, and no one ever even remembers their name.

My real fear is that the Rock and Roll/Hipster Vote was won on Super Tuesday and I believe that will put up a strong fight with the rest of the voting blocks in America. As a nation, we will purchase anything that is marketed cleverly. And Marxism is not out of the reach. Especially not when the New Dumb identify it as the next trend. Remember, we are the same country that purchased the Pet Rock, and continue to buy bottled water.

I needed to clear my head from Politics. Recently it has become a dependency that makes me physically ill if I dont get my fix. On the way out of Fletcher's house I took the keys to his motorcycle and went for a cruise on the back roads in Fairfield County. With the air in my face rolling along next to a reservoir I thought about the true horror that could befall this great nation if the most honorable Obama is placed upon the great throne. I thought on my freedoms and my rights; I have the right to succeed as well as the right to fail. I have the right to work or not to work. I have the right to do whatever I like with my income and not be forced to give up more because Wall Street and Congress made bad decisions. I have the right to wreck this bike right into the guard rail just like I have the right to keep cruising responsibly. I enjoy my rights and my income (Which has averaged around $8 per week this year)



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